Graham

Peter Cullen

When your great, great grandfather found evil robot Hugo Weaving in the arctic, he accidentally activated him, which resulted in his location being imprinted on the glasses you tried to sell on eBay. And when I say location, I am referring to the location that Hugo would later be transported to by your government.

Shia LaBeouf

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Megan Fox

I can’t believe someone made a movie where the scenes in which gigantic toy robots fight each other are the least ridiculous scenes in it.