Graham

A cyclops kitten

Jellyfish of DOOOM have been cutting off Japan, Korea and China's food supply for the last little while. 6 feet and 450 pounds of jellyfish.

Essentialist language comparisons

English is essentially Pictish that was attacked out of nowhere by Angles cohabiting with Teutons who were done in by a drunk bunch of Vikings masquerading as Frenchmen who insisted they spoke Latin and Greek but lacked the Arabic in which to convey that.

Bill Hammel

Some people have more interesting dining experiences than I do.

Speaking personally, I prefer that my food be dead before it enters my mouth.